THE BET BEFORE CHISTMAS

I Wrote this Christmas Eve for all you Cappers.
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Happy Holidays

Twas The Night before Xmas

And all Through the Strip

The Sportsbooks were Closing

I Needed a Pick.

Ran past the Tables

down isles of Slots

Bumped into Tourists

and Girls doin Shots.

Saw Boards in the Distance

And Big Screen Tvs

Some guy with a Suitcase

Took out my Knees.

The Sign Said Go This Way

And That Way an So

I Zigged and I Zagged

Like OJ in Snow.

Visions of Parlays

Danced in My Head

Put Cincy with Dallas

Or Philly Instead?

I got to the Book

with My Money in Hand

But No One was Working

I Don’t Understand?

I spoke to the Guard

He said Open till 10

But the System is Down

Come Back Try Again.

“Do you Have a Kiosk.”

I Pleaded my Case

“Down Past the Gift Shop.”

I Scurried in Haste.

Past Dancers and Prancers

and Vixens I Ran.

To the Lectronic Sportsbook

My Card it did scan.

I Entered the Cities

That should Cover by

A Field Goal or More

And Let out a Sigh.

I Printed my Ticket

And Looked at my Picks

It said NBA Wagers

And that Made me Sick

Instead of the Giants

I just bet the Knicks.